Thanks on your curiosity in adopting “Fester.” Please fill out the applying beneath to assist us decide whether or not you’re a good match.
Present contact data on your veterinarian. If you’re not registered with a vet’s workplace, your utility can be discarded unread.
Do you at the moment have pets or have you ever just lately had pets? If that’s the case, your utility can be discarded unread.
It’s possible you’ll be questioning in regards to the obvious paradoxical nature of the primary two questions. The right reply would have been that you simply posed as an animal for a number of years with the intention to set up a relationship with a veterinary clinic and a positive rapport with the workplace employees.
Have you ever ever returned a library e-book late? Please clarify at size beneath.
Have you ever ever been dumped? Present the related contact data, in order that we might study the circumstances of this interpersonal failure.
Did you lie in regards to the library e-book? Please bear in mind that we will be contacting your elementary-school librarian, whom you final noticed in 1997. Please additionally bear in mind that, although it’s possible you’ll return and alter any solutions on this kind, we’ll know.
Have you ever ever purchased a bag of salad combine and let it rot as a substitute of consuming it?
Two years in the past, at a networking occasion, when Tara was telling the group about her new Jack Russell terrier, did you chop her off to speak about your individual bullshit? Why did you do that? What’s fallacious with you?
Are you now remembering different occasions while you interrupted individuals to make inane feedback? Any persona flaws can be famous, and should trigger us to reëxamine your paperwork. Now we have a excessive quantity of candidates for every canine—candidates with superior math abilities and shiny hair, candidates whose pals regard them extra extremely than yours do you. Our Furever Properties applicant-acceptance charge is decrease than one per cent.
Are you overthinking the earlier query? A bent towards introspection is just not essentially a top quality that we search for in a potential canine proprietor.
We’re additionally cautious of candidates who should not introspective sufficient. We are going to know the right degree of self-reflection after we see it. So will our canines.
Have you ever ever mentioned “Good, I’ll test that out!” with absolutely the data that you’ll not, at any level, test that factor out?
Had been you as soon as concerned in a scheme to genetically modify canines in order that they might play tennis, by breeding them to finally have one entrance paw changed by a bushy tennis racquet?
Are you now frantically digging via your recordsdata, scouring previous correspondence, to find how we might presumably know in regards to the Tennis Canines Mission?
Do you assume that it was Tara who tipped us off? Do you assume that possibly you shouldn’t have approached her with that proposition concerning her Jack Russell terrier, then claimed it was a joke?
Do you assume that you simply’re “humorous”?
Please notice that the processing of submitted purposes will take so long as it must take, and that we’ll not be responding to failed candidates. We emphatically do not settle for simultaneous purposes—if you’re contemplating making use of to undertake a canine from a unique rescue group, we’ll know.
The one manner so that you can study the end result of your utility is to refresh our web page repeatedly, whereas gazing at Fester’s fluffy face—his expression of longing, his lovable underbite—and growing an irrepressible attachment to the thought of rising previous with Fester by your aspect, till, finally, his profile vanishes from the positioning. At this level, you’re free to start your search yet again.
Better of luck!