We have Gym Jordan suddenly fashioning himself as the protector of “the ladies.” Jordan didn’t protect college wrestlers from sexual abuse when watching out for their welfare was his job, but here comes a mob raging over lies about a stolen election and Jordan is Mr. Chivalry. It was an empty gesture, too, because if the mob had gotten through those last doors and past the Capitol police, being “away from the aisle” wouldn’t have been especially helpful. And, as Cheney correctly pointed out to his face, Jordan participated in those lies. He did encourage that mob, even if, after the fact, he claimed “I’ve never said that this election was stolen.” He went on to vote against an independent commission to investigate the attack. He has assailed Justice Department officials for not going along with Trump’s push to investigate every conspiracy theory-driven rumor about election fraud. He really did fucking do that.
We also have Liz Cheney genuinely angry. As Cheney has taken the high road in the wake of Jan. 6, pinning responsibility on Donald Trump and calling on Republicans to respect elections, moves that cost her her role in Republican leadership, it’s still been an open question how much of her stance was political calculation. Now we know that Cheney may be betting that the future of the Republican Party does not lie with Trump, but she was also sincerely furious, not just with Trump but with some of her fellow House Republicans.
Jordan’s sexist condescension is also hilarious because, while no single member of the House would have been able to make much of a dent in a hand-to-hand battle with the mob (probably not even a pen-wielding Rep. Jason Crow), it does invite a question: Who would you rather have on your side in a brawl? For me, there’s no doubt. I’m going with the woman willing to take on her party rather than the guy who appears to lie about his height, even if he was a college wrestler.
Jordan’s name has been repeatedly floated for the select committee to investigate Jan. 6. If he does end up on that panel, it will be with the express intention of discrediting it, feeding up red meat for Fox News and OAN, and relentlessly portraying it as a partisan witch hunt. And now if he does end up on that panel, Cheney’s “You fucking did this” will follow him.